5242 Language Sms Service

 

We are glad to announce that you are now able to learn languages via sms.

At a cheap cost.

At your convenience.

If you don’t have time to attend language classes, or are simply curious about learning or finding out more about another language, or really want to learn another language easily, this is for you.

We currently offer German, Luhya and Kikuyu via sms.

To subscribe to the Luhya service text the word LUHYA to 5242.

To subscribe to the German service text the word GERMAN to 5242.

To subscribe to the Kikuyu service text the word KIKUYU to 5242.

You will receive one sms per day 7 days a week. Cost is only Kshs 10 per sms.

Cheers, and spread the word.

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As usual, we always support some righteous anger.

Walubengo's Den

After a lot of thought and reflection, I decided to write something to Mwai Kibaki. Being an optimist, I felt it better to focus on the positive and find things to be grateful for. So I made a list:

Thank you for almost single handedly resurrecting the tribal tensions in this country.

Thank you for showing us that in this advanced day and age, in a civilized country like Kenya, we still need to jealously guard our democracy from people like you and those around you.

Thank you for helping to destroy trust in the Electoral Commission of Kenya, which now more than ever needed Kenyans to believe in it.

Thank you for showing how difficult it is in Africa for an incumbent to leave office, even when the people so obviously don’t want him.

Thank you for stealing an election, when we all thought it was impossible in this…

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Wonderful song.

The Battousai

It’s easier to fall
and harder to stand.

It’s easier to cry
and harder to laugh,

And I don’t know how,
I don’t know why

But you’re the light on my shoulder
When I’m tired

It’s easier to run
and harder to be still

It’s easier to think
and harder to feel,

And I don’t know how,
I don’t know why

But you’re the light on my shoulder
When I’m tired

It’s easier to hide
and harder to trust

It’s easier to hate
and harder to love

And I don’t know how,
I don’t know anything

But you’re the temper in my voice
When I sing….

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Word.

Walubengo's Den

We are at war

At war with the universe, the sky is falling

And the only thing that can save us now is sensitivity and compassion

But I know one thing’s for sure I’m gonna get my kicks before it all burns down
Yeah, some say tragedy is hard to get over

But sometime that tragedy means it’s over, soldier

From the academy league of rollers I deny being down, though they seem to hold us
My shoulders are strong, I prove them wrong

I ain’t doin’ nothing but moving on,

let the truth be known

But they talk that freedom matters

And didn’t even leave a ladder,

Damn

I work at the corner kiosk, we all got problems, problems

No one’s gon’ fly that low, no one’s gon’ save us now

How you feel?

You’re not alone, they’re all just jealous,

Jealous

We don’t reach the sky no more,

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From our sister blog…

50 Things Real Adults Do That I Don’t Do

1. Make their bed
2. Own a pet or a child
3. Have a stress-free conversation with the mechanic
4. Have more than one set of sheets
5. sAvInGs aCcOuNt
6. Wear jewelry
7. Decorate their homes for holidays
8. Remember birthdays
9. Know what they are going to eat for a meal more than 5 minutes out
10. Pack lunches
11. Stay in hotels on vacation instead of your friend’s cool floor
12. Watch TV news
13. Networking
14. Have a landline
15. Care about their friend’s babies
16. Drive to bars
17. Live in the suburbs
18. Avoid taking public transportation
19. Get enough sleep
20. Go to church > ~1x/year
21. Get their cars detailed
22. Mow a lawn
23. Use coupons
24. Bake things for people at work
25. Make conversation with adult strangers
26. Haven’t convinced their 11-year-old cousin they personally know Justin Bieber
27. Shower before work + blow dry hair
28. Natural look make-up
29. Paint their nails with neutral colors
30. Wear sandals that aren’t metallic flip-flops
31. Matching place settings
32. Own “place settings”
33. Ask their dads for a favor without using a baby voice
34. Wash clothes after each wear
35. Use wash clothes
36. Use shapewear
37. Invest
38. Refer to things as “investments”
39. Feel ambivalent about getting something for free
40. Subscribe to magazines they read regularly instead of buying them each month at the newsstand price
41. Return library books
42. Scrapbook
43. Feel a genuine curiosity about the different types of wine
44. Correct grammar
45. Send faxes
46. Keep important documents in a file cabinet/not throw them away in a feng shui attack
47. Grow plants recreationally
48. Vote for Republicans
49. Watch network television shows
50. Dream about retirement

 

~Johanna De Silentio

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